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No Surprise (Parody of Lies by Marina + the Diamonds by Jane Crocker) Download?

Wow this is what happens when I get bored and listen to Marina sorry.

GG: You’re never gonna love me, that way that I do you.
If I was really trying, well I’d be painted blue.
There you go you’re saying you love me like a friend.
I guess I should be waiting for this crush to end.

I’m too scared to say that I made a mistake,
I’m not as gutsy as I’d like.
I should have said yes, that I love you like this.
No, I’m not the type that you’d like-
Now we’ll be stuck as friends.

No surprise, I couldn’t say, I couldn’t say oh.
I felt that way, felt that way oh.
I guess that I lost my nerve then.
I just hope we all come out alright.
No surprise, I couldn’t say, I couldn’t say oh.

And so now you’re saying, you might give Dirk a try.
And you might even like him, despite being a guy.
I only wanna lay down, and lose myself in sleep.
You won’t call me out now cause I couldn’t make that leap.

yes marina rewrites yessss