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  • off-broadway aradia
  • i am not a robot!
  • i am not a robot!
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i am not a robot! (originally by marina and the diamonds) - off-broadway aradia

okay, phew! i had been putting this song off for a really long time… it’s so dslkfhnl’jsdfgh it’s hard to sing okay wow. my fifteen years of vocal chord possesion did not prepare me for this.

alright, i have a lot of people to thank this time around! a ginormous thanks to faeriesandpixiesticksvriska-is-a-trapvriska-and-vodka, and vlaudfenikkusu for assistance and inspiration with the lyrics, you guys rule!

the tindeck cover is by madammonkey and the itunes download/tumblr cover is by silenceoftheseer! thanks guys, you rock!

speaking of tindeck, listen and download here!

lyrics:

ive been a bit automatized lately

feeling a bit dehumanized lately

but the song of time has remade me!

happy glowing in the green sunshine

being trapped felt so much worse than dying 

it was better to be empty

than full of love that wasnt mine

im vulnerable im vulnerable 

i am not a robot 

but were powerful were powerful 

so lets put up a struggle!

guess what?

im not a robot a robot 

guess what? 

im not a robot a robot  

now im back in my own skin

and i feel much more alive than i ever have been

youre all so magnetic and   i think were gonna win

dont be afraid weve got to stand our ground

and make sure jack knows hes going down down down! 

dont be so pathetic

just ignore the body count 

im vulnerable im vulnerable 

i am not a robot 

but were powerful were powerful 

so lets put up a struggle!

guess what?

im not a robot a robot 

guess what? 

im not a robot a robot  

sometimes i still dont feel real

like my blood will never be enough

but then the drumbeat drops

guess what? im not a robot [x2]  

guess what? im not a robot a robot [x4]

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  • off-broadway aradia
  • dead pr0blems
  • dead pr0blems
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dead pr0blems (originally “hot problems” by double take) - off-broadway aradia

wow, this song is actually pretty catchy when you sing it into a microphone 1000 times. it’s kinda fun, a lot of people in my survey asked for more upbeat, silly songs. so here you go!

there’s a little naughty language in here, you’ve been warned uwu

inky helped with lyrics, and theemptypot provided kawaii cover art uwu

download on tindeck!!

lyrics:

l00k thr0ugh me and tell me the truth


what w0uld y0u d0


if n0b0dy knew what y0u g0 thr0ugh


i d0nt give a shit im twisted and sick


can y0u believe s0llux killed me with his eyes

please d0nt get me wr0ng


i kn0w that im dead


i just try n0t t0 let it get t0 my head


b0ys build me r0b0ts


and girls steal my man


but like tav said im fly like pupa pan

dead girls we have pr0blems t00


were just like y0u


except were dead dead dead dead


vriska twists the truth int0 lies


and thr0ugh this guise


wastes my h0t b0d with tech0 flash eyes

they say im a prude they say im a b0re


but f0r s0me reas0n fef still calls me a wh0re


y0u get 0n my bad side


prepare t0 be haunted


0n behalf 0f all dead girls


wh0 y0u say are unwanted

i may be dead but that d0esnt mean that im lame


i kn0w all the secrets 0f this game


but they call me a l0wbl00d say i never mattered

because my hair is tangled and my cl0thes are tattered

dead girls we have pr0blems t00


were just like y0u


except were dead dead dead dead


vriska twists the truth int0 lies


and thr0ugh this guise


wastes my h0t b0d with tech0 flash eyes

dead girls we have pr0blems t00


were just like y0u


except were dead dead dead dead


vriska twists the truth int0 lies


and thr0ugh this guise


wastes my h0t b0d with tech0 flash eyes

why 0h why cant y0u see


y0u are all just like me


we take revenge and get in tr0uble


n0w y0u kn0w 0ur dead girls struggle

dead girls we have pr0blems t00


were just like y0u


except were dead dead dead dead


vriska twists the truth int0 lies


and thr0ugh this guise


wastes my h0t b0d with tech0 flash eyes

dead girls we have pr0blems t00


were just like y0u


except were dead dead dead dead


vriska twists the truth int0 lies


and thr0ugh this guise


wastes my h0t b0d with tech0 flash eyes

just kidding im alive n0w bitches